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Angry Man Really Mad at Squirrels.

5 Oct

Fucking Squirrel right???  So I’m out in the front yard, in my Blue Robe™, showin’ my bag to the boys on their way to school..And all of the sudden, here comes a gaggle of those bushy tailed rat bastards coming for my boys….

Attacked!!

What the fuck are you little hairy bastards doing???

What the fuck are you little hairy bastards doing???

Apparently, those little pricks have a thirst for sweaty, funky nuts..came right at me…16 of em’!!!  As I tried to beat a hasty retreat into the Great Indoors, I couldn’t help but notice I had squirted a bit of poop out of my ass…peed a little bit too…

Me and my buddies are going to feast on...well, snack on that Coin Purse.

Me and my buddies are going to feast on…well, snack on that Coin Purse.

Safe to say, I made it to safety..a little bit wiser…a whole lot filthier…then when I started out.

And Hell, I’ll just catch the Lads on their way home.