Archive | February, 2012

30 Rock Now Sucks Cock

25 Feb

My God… Season 6 of 30 Rock is a magnificent display of hooking a Hammerhead, bringing it to shore, gutting it on the docks amid cheering crowds, scooping it’s innards out and flinging them all around…. of finally coring the great beast out…. with just a hulking shell remaining….. then dousing the corpse with gasoline and setting it ablaze…we stare wistfully, thinking it doesn’t burn quite as bright or hot as it used to, but then the galvanizing odor of scorched sea life quickly brings us all into the present day…. as the producers of 30 Rock shuffle over to the smoking ruins, gather them up into a neat pile, and, in tandem, jump over them.